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A man is taping a flyer to a light post. A passerby sees this and stops.

Passerby:  Excuse me, sir. Uh, what exactly are you trying to say about Obama?

Sign Guy:  That Obama’s a bitch.

Passerby:  Right, but where does Spongebob Squarepants come in?

Sign Guy:  Spongebob Squarepants is a little bitch too.

Passerby:  Uh-huh. How is he a bitch again?

Sign Guy:  He’s always crying about something, which is what little bitches do.

Passerby:  So, is Spongebob Squarepants holding up the “It’s not my fault” sign…

Sign Guy:  Because he’s a little bitch? Yeah.

Passerby:  And he’s stealing that bag of money…

Sign Guy:  Because that’s what little bitches do. 

Passerby:  Obviously, makes perfect sense now.

Sign Guy:  Damn right.

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