A man is taping a flyer to a light post. A passerby sees this and stops.
Passerby: Excuse me, sir. Uh, what exactly are you trying to say about Obama?
Sign Guy: That Obama’s a bitch.
Passerby: Right, but where does Spongebob Squarepants come in?
Sign Guy: Spongebob Squarepants is a little bitch too.
Passerby: Uh-huh. How is he a bitch again?
Sign Guy: He’s always crying about something, which is what little bitches do.
Passerby: So, is Spongebob Squarepants holding up the “It’s not my fault” sign…
Sign Guy: Because he’s a little bitch? Yeah.
Passerby: And he’s stealing that bag of money…
Sign Guy: Because that’s what little bitches do.
Passerby: Obviously, makes perfect sense now.
Sign Guy: Damn right.
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